j0of

A god of Australia, Worshiped by most.

That was so cool j0of would of been proud

by Jesus February 03, 2005

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”

Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS

by Jesus February 10, 2005

thenamelesspunk

a real meat stick if you ask me. thenamelesspunk is a small ravenous animal in the same family as the chipmunk that feasts on babies and likes long walks on the beach. people dont seem to understand thenamelesspunk's much these days, and hunt them for their fur and their love. EVERYONE wants a thenamelesspunk doll, with real thenamelesspunk fur, right?

look at the teeth on this thenamelesspunk! crikey!

by jesus December 17, 2003

USSR

only the greatest nation ever*

*not really

USSR will never Die.

by jesus December 20, 2005

parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 08, 2005

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 06, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003