Jesus's definitions

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

by Jesus April 28, 2003

hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

by Jesus June 4, 2003

teen angst

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.

Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1

by Jesus September 26, 2004

Sungis

1. noun. One who is above religion; cult worthy.

He is so damn Sungis... ooohh la la!

by Jesus February 26, 2005

despingation

All fucked up.

Hey did you see the tyson fight? That was total despingation!

by JESUS February 9, 2003

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003