Definitions by Jester

after sex phone call 

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

after sex phone call by Jester December 24, 2002

clusterfucking 

too many people not enough brains

with the whole office in on the project the clusterfucking began

clusterfucking by Jester December 24, 2002

lemmiwinks 

alternate spelling - Gerbil king

See - lemmewinks

lemmiwinks by Jester December 24, 2002

lemmewinks 

Gerbil King - someone who puts gerbils in their ass and like the way they wriggle

Lemmewinksthe danger's still ahead, hurry onward lemmewinks or you will soon be dead

lemmewinks by Jester December 24, 2002

movement 

1. not being still
2. musical reference usually classical
3. to leave a shit

I had an excellent movement this AM

movement by Jester December 24, 2002

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

Captante by Jester December 24, 2002

BOWLAB 

Big Ol' Words Little Ass Brain - some jackass who uses big high faluten words and has no idea what they mean

"I belive in constricting my sphincter before I have a bowl movement" - Coould just pinch before the pitch huh?

BOWLAB by Jester December 24, 2002