Jessica's definitions

whacked

demented; not right in the head

When someone says the same thing to you ten times they're whacked.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

bowling ball

A marble paint job. Referenced in 'Oh' by Ciara.

Ready take a new whip, paint strip, into a bowling ball

by jessica June 27, 2005

jelly bracelets

ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.

ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"

by jessica August 24, 2004

right

christopher robins

christopher is always right

by jessica April 13, 2004

hickey

what is given after sucking a part of the body (neck, chest, etc.)causing the blood vessels to break and leaving a bruise.

My boyfriend gave me the biggest hickey, i had to put cover-up on it.

by Jessica January 5, 2005

semen

white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks

my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.

by jessica February 24, 2005

eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.

His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.

by Jessica June 18, 2006