Jesse Werk's definitions

Assbear

the shit left over after u wipe ur ass. It will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left testicle and cause u to piss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of FLESH and humens fetus'.

Hey man, u better get that ass bear checked out.

by Jesse Werk May 8, 2005

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

FLESH!

Its whats for dinner

wow mom, this FLESH sure is delightful

by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

FLESH!

A delightful snack or something that can be eaten for a meal.

Hey mom, do we have any FLESH!!!
No, but we do have some cereal
oh, well, i want some nice FLESH!!!
Well, i do have this nice, plump, juicy meaty ar- um, whay are u looking at me like that, and y are u drooling, an OH MY GOD GET AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jesse Werk May 7, 2005