Jesse Colburn's definitions

declude

to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)

this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.

*originally created by Josh Berkley

she decluded me from her list of facebook friends

i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner

by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010

factbrary

(opposite of LIEbrary)
someone who has all the facts about everything.
someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact.
someone with all the answers.

man, he sure knows a lot.
yeah, he's a real factbrary i would say.

by Jesse Colburn February 14, 2008

hydrant

a bathroom or toliet.

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.

by Jesse Colburn March 29, 2008

starbucks

synonymous with a smile, a great day, or something that really makes your day better.

anything that makes your life enjoyable, relaxing, and inspiring.

i love you. you are my starbucks.

by Jesse Colburn March 5, 2008

foose

to rest. stop.

comes from that thing that happens when the fooseball on the table stops in one of those spots where it can't be hit.

i have the weekend off so i am just going to let it foose

by Jesse Colburn January 21, 2009

spill

to vent, use a lot of words, free form rap, a braindump of ideas.

could be used to describe a lengthy blog post, or a boring speech.

can be used in a positive or negitive way.

wow honey, that was quite a spill.

by Jesse Colburn August 18, 2007

destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008