Jesse Brede's definitions

Snoozer

A person who is a loser because they are always snoozing.

Robby is a snoozer. He slept until 4 PM on Saturday and missed all the fun.

by Jesse Brede January 13, 2009

Dumb Cumster

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.

Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.

by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008

Clarset

When you have so many clothes and random crap in your car that you can live out of it.

I haven't cleaned my car in 5 years, it has now become a clarset.

by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009

Honalulu Hotplate

The Honolulu Hotplate is like a cleveland steamer but it requires the recipient to put saran wrap over their face and the giver to eat some type of tropical meal the evening before hand. Instead of the feces being shat onto the users chest, the giver defecates onto the saran wrap in order for the recipient to enjoy the sensation of hot tropical poo but without the unfortunate mess. Its also used as a facial treatment in some remote areas around the world.

Last weekend, I was at a jack shack and enjoyed a Honalulu Hotplate.

by Jesse Brede August 19, 2008

Cockstar

A girl that only sleeps with RockStars and thus obtains some level of fame simply because of the penis that she's had inside her vagina.

That girl slept with every rock star I know, she's a Cockstar.

by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009