During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Turd Vomitmug. by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
Get the visual fartmug. During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Bloody Butt Nuggetmug. When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the menstrual deathmug. The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
Get the turd waxingmug. The act of having sexual intercourse upon a toilet filled to the brim with urine, feces, menses, vomit, cum, and used condoms without getting any of the substances on either individuals body.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
Get the orgasmic spodymug. When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
Get the spooky turdmug.