sooky sooky now

telling someone to fuck you while you are taking a shit.

"Jason walked in on Raven while she was taking a crap and she screamed "sooky sooky now!" so he would fuck her"

by Jess January 19, 2004

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 01, 2004

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

dick brain

a word that is used on An Officer and a Gentleman instead of saying fuck or sumother word

U r a dick brain!!

by Jess April 05, 2004

hieu

best friend, always there when you need her. funny, strong is so many ways.

wow i wish i was hieu

by jess May 04, 2004