Jess's definitions

redneck

A glorious lack of sophistication.

Y'all I live in bamer and my daddy's from jawjuh. Dude no! European on my boot!

by Jess January 15, 2005

the fast and the furious

describes something that is full of speed and excitement

It's not a relaxing driving- it's pretty fast and furious.

by Jess December 21, 2003

Boofus

A female who thinks that she is more attractive than she actually is.
A girl that thinks she is hot shit. Often has large breasts. Can be shortened to "boof."

Sally has the misconception that she is god's gift to the earth. What a Boofus.

by Jess January 20, 2005

morality

Morality can be defined as that which ought be furthered as an end in itself.

I have no examples for you..

by Jess March 28, 2005

Jhonen Vasquez

The meaning of life.

He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.

by jess January 11, 2004

tynan

"lovable, caring, something"

hey look its lots of nice stuff

by jess May 17, 2004

Chuck Taylors

A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.

"Chucks are old-school, but now they're turning into more of a trend"

by Jess April 7, 2005