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Definitions by Jerry.g.g

Gongbonger 

n. anyone using vibration for world peace, one who bongs a gong, gong bath sound healer
Those gongbongers at ShamanDome are killing it with Universal vibration!
Gongbonger by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Drizzlesnit 

n. a bad mood caused by rain, a sunlight deprived hissy fit
After a week of solid rain the class was in such a drizzlesnit.

The only cure for a drizzlesnit like that is to have some fun in the sun!
Drizzlesnit by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

bourbon decay 

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells
The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.
bourbon decay by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

garbarian 

n. a fashion bandit, a person who dresses in barbarian garb
You should have seen all the garbarians at Burning Man - they totally ripped off the Mad Max theme.
garbarian by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

cirrhosis of the lover 

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
cirrhosis of the lover by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

jingleshit 

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.
jingleshit by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

doofimism 

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.
doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016