Jerry.g.g's definitions

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

garbarian

n. a fashion bandit, a person who dresses in barbarian garb

You should have seen all the garbarians at Burning Man - they totally ripped off the Mad Max theme.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

scroconut

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts

Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.

by Jerry.g.g April 4, 2019

bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells

The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

SARScaustic

Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.

The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

Drizzlesnit

n. a bad mood caused by rain, a sunlight deprived hissy fit

After a week of solid rain the class was in such a drizzlesnit.

The only cure for a drizzlesnit like that is to have some fun in the sun!

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016