Doofamism

The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism
by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016
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garbarian

n. a fashion bandit, a person who dresses in barbarian garb
You should have seen all the garbarians at Burning Man - they totally ripped off the Mad Max theme.
by Jerry.g.g December 16, 2016
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relovetivity

n. The theory that the more you focus on your love for something, the faster it becomes an eternal part of your soul. Relovetivity directs awareness to the space/time/love continuum.
When Jerry’s dog died he remembered it with only loving feelings to maintain the connection with relovetivity.
by Jerry.g.g March 04, 2019
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SARSchasm

noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.

2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.
There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.
by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020
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procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination
If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.
by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019
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Drizzlesnit

n. a bad mood caused by rain, a sunlight deprived hissy fit
After a week of solid rain the class was in such a drizzlesnit.

The only cure for a drizzlesnit like that is to have some fun in the sun!
by Jerry.g.g December 16, 2016
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bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells
The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.
by Jerry.g.g December 16, 2016
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