by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016
noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.
2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.
2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.
There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.
by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020
We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.
by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016
n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.
The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.
by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019
Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.
by Jerry.g.g April 04, 2019
by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
n. The theory that the more you focus on your love for something, the faster it becomes an eternal part of your soul. Relovetivity directs awareness to the space/time/love continuum.
When Jerry’s dog died he remembered it with only loving feelings to maintain the connection with relovetivity.
by Jerry.g.g March 03, 2019