Definitions by Jerry Paper

falshartto 

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.

I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.

falshartto by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

tattoonomics 

The inverse relationship between the number and visibility of tattoos and earnings potential.

The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.

tattoonomics by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

gacid

Flatulence caused by ingesting lysergic acid diethylamide, otherwise know as LSD or acid. Acid farts. NOFXacidfartfarting giftdose

Erik had gacid again, so we had to ride with the van windows down after Topeka.

gacid by Jerry Paper June 10, 2016