3 definitions by Jerry Paper
The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.
by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016
Flatulence caused by ingesting lysergic acid diethylamide, otherwise know as LSD or acid. Acid farts. NOFXacidfartfarting giftdose
by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016
The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.
by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016