Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

BQ

Bimbo Quotient. Very similar to IQ; somebody with a high BQ will exhibit all the signs of being a bimbo.

"She has such a high BQ. Seriously, next time you talk to her, look at her eyes. Nothing going on behind them."

by Jeremy June 10, 2005

prosexual

Someone with a pansexual attitude
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.

2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords

"I like fucking girly boys, and boyish girls, im a genderqueer whos 100% male and 100% female, i don't conform to socially constructed definitions as i don't feel organs make up the sex appeal of individuals." - prosexual

by Jeremy May 28, 2006

plunge

to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.

I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.

by JEREMY July 23, 2003

SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.

I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.

by jeremy March 30, 2005

Benzino

An unknown person. The authors of websters dictionary are still trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is. Actually we only posted this here to find out if anybody knows who this person is let us know!!!!!!!

fictitous, unknown, never heard of or about

by Jeremy February 21, 2004

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by jeremy May 13, 2005