Jenou's definitions

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

paper raper

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai

dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.

by jenou April 28, 2007

kind nug

-kind nug means really good weed. see kind bud. Always comes in the form of nugs. No seeds, all bud, just right.

-what you got, regs?
-naw, man. you know I got that kind nug.

by jenou May 22, 2008

banstick

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!

by jenou May 13, 2007

convorape

to butt into an otherwise interesting and in-depth conversation and make it completely sour and pointless.

bob: so anyway, I was out with Julie last night...
joe: really? how was that?
bob: it was great. she's pretty, smart, caring and--
alan: hey d'ja hear about the car crash on i95?
bob:...
Joe:...
alan: what?
bob: screw you, alan. convoraper.

by jenou May 13, 2007

homo shots

Breasts on a man.

When a homosexual male gets breast aumentation surgery.

omg did you see the homo shots on that drag queen?

by jenou May 13, 2007

Lipe

The root of the word Lipe is lipo, which refers to fat as a noun.

Lipe::noun:: A Lipe is a rather fat individual. Someone who is obese, or even just a bit wide in the belly can be referred to as a Lipe.

Lipe::adj:: A food which has a high fat content, or an activity/lack of activity that may lead to obesity can be referred to as Lipe.

Damn. Did you see that dude's rolls? He's a lipe big time.

C'mon, man. Doritos are real lipe. Keep eating those and you'll be 300 pounds.

Dude. All you ever do is play video games. Do you know how lipe that is?

Keep doing nothing. Thats so lipe.

by jenou May 10, 2007