Jem's definitions

munch dawgs

The hunger cravings one gets when under the influence of a specific illicit drug. We don't say munchies anymore, we say much dawgs cos its much trippyer (especially when stoned).

"after that last sesh harold got the munch dawgs hardcore"

by Jem August 17, 2004

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

Are you from Syria

A term used to ask if one is serious about the comment they just made. (wog term)

Are you from syria mate??? oh my god

by jem August 16, 2004

Los Angeles

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

by jem March 5, 2004

Birds nest

reference to female genitalia

person - 'i pecked her birds nest!'

by jem December 12, 2003

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004