Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

Agritang

stevie hanna on a Saturday night at dr browns, agri short for agritang

"do you know lettuce?" "what?" "lettuce buck ye yeooo" "mate your agritang lek"

by jem September 25, 2016

metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.

contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.

by jem June 22, 2004

aztec

a log of human waste that is so smooth and clean that no wiping is required upon doing one.

"that was a good shit man, i didn't even need to wipe, it was an aztec"

by jem August 16, 2004

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003

Los Angeles

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

by jem March 06, 2004

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 04, 2003