The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
Get the Masturbationmug. (adv.) A word used to describe an ugly, unattractive female. This is the kind of girl that is so ugly that you can't even look in the eyes when you talk to them, because of their unrelenting "ugg." Usually the only hope for these women is a paper bag (with a hole only where her mouth is), a lightswitch, and a half-gallon of Burnett's Vodka. Usually these women end up face first in the crotch of other women just like them.
There's no way in hell I'd ever hook up with that homely woman, even if she sucked me off in the dark.
by jeFFro June 09, 2004
Get the homelymug. by jeFFro May 28, 2005
Get the shit onmug. Nickname for Phoenix, Arizona. All these other definitions for "pX" are completely whack. Px is Phoenix, baby.
by jeFFro May 22, 2005
Get the pXmug. (n.) 1. A kind of "orgasm" a person feels when they are intensely stoned and feel like they're floating away.
2. Really good weed, or money to get weed.
2. Really good weed, or money to get weed.
"Holy shit, I'm having an izm! Damn this feels good, it's like I'm floating away and I can't feel my legs!"
"Wanna chill, dude? I got some mad izm on me from my homie."
"Wanna chill, dude? I got some mad izm on me from my homie."
by jeFFro April 09, 2004
Get the Izmmug. (n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.
by jeFFro June 13, 2004
Get the head weedmug. cheap, dank, average scent but more potent than average gangsta, usually and almost always seedless and very low in s tems, makes you act like jojo. you gotta know who to talk to, cause most dealers will just sell you that cheap ass gangsta for 10 bucks a gram. talkin bout smokin a gram a day, fuck that, i can get 8 g's for 40 or less. dunno what y'all yanks and west coast playa's puff on but shit man, round here fire ass mid owns.
by jeffro September 04, 2004
Get the fire ass midmug.