Jeffro's definitions
(n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.
by jeFFro June 13, 2004
Get the head weedmug. cheap, dank, average scent but more potent than average gangsta, usually and almost always seedless and very low in s tems, makes you act like jojo. you gotta know who to talk to, cause most dealers will just sell you that cheap ass gangsta for 10 bucks a gram. talkin bout smokin a gram a day, fuck that, i can get 8 g's for 40 or less. dunno what y'all yanks and west coast playa's puff on but shit man, round here fire ass mid owns.
by jeffro September 4, 2004
Get the fire ass midmug. by jeffro September 4, 2004
Get the straight blazedmug. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
Get the Masturbationmug. by jeFFro May 28, 2005
Get the shit onmug. To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.
When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.
by Jeffro April 15, 2007
Get the flex nutsmug. (Off South Park)
The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.
The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.
by Jeffro June 23, 2007
Get the doobersmug.