Jeffro's definitions
A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
by Jeffro July 20, 2008
Get the montanamug. "Man, those flip-flops think they're all gangsta, but I bet not one of them would have the balls to fight one-on-one."
by jeFFro June 9, 2004
Get the flip-flopmug. 1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
1. I'm going back to the AK for summer, gonna catch me some salmon and roll some mean blunts.
2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.
3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.
3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
by jeFFro May 22, 2005
Get the AKmug. by jeFFro April 8, 2004
Get the Magic Citymug. The Mississippi of the Midwest.
Nebraska is very backwards, very republican, and has lots of stuck up and sheltered people, especially the girls.
by Jeffro July 11, 2005
Get the nebraskamug. by jeFFro May 28, 2005
Get the shit onmug. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
Get the Masturbationmug.