Jeffro's definitions

Birdie Face

After a girl has given you oral pleasure, and wants to give you a kiss. You have to place your outstretched hand over her face to stop her.

After getting a bj, she was comin' up for a kiss. I gave her a birdie face and told her to go brush her teeth.

by Jeffro April 21, 2004

teke

v. (to teke, teked, teking, tekes)

To throw flour all over someone (giving an antique look), usually when the person is intoxicated or unconscious and laying down. Popularized by the television series, Jackass.

When Scott passed out, both of my friends teked him good. He looked just like an antique!

by Jeffro July 8, 2005

flip-flop

(n.) A derrogatory name for a Filipino (or Phillipino or however the fuck you spell it).

"Man, those flip-flops think they're all gangsta, but I bet not one of them would have the balls to fight one-on-one."

by jeFFro June 9, 2004

AK

1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle

1. I'm going back to the AK for summer, gonna catch me some salmon and roll some mean blunts.

2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.

3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.

by jeFFro May 22, 2005

creeper girl

One of those girls who always says the cliche phrase "creeper" to talk about anyone they don't like. It's because calling someone an asshole or a bitch nowadays isn't as hurtful to the person's reputation, so if they call the person they are targeting a "creeper", it implies that they are a stalker, that there is something weird/off about them, and for the high school/immature collegiate freshman crowd, fitting in is everything and this word carries some effect. Some strange fellas use this word too, but not nearly as much as young girls do.

When a girl calls people creepy, saying, "oh, she's creepy", "that's creepy", or "he's creepy". Girls who act like they're weirded out about everything. What are they doing, just trying to get that emotional high off receiving attention, or from drama? I really don't get it, because the word "creeper" is so cliche and really doesn't mean shit. I've known guys who were called creepers by girls that had sex with them. It's just so strange. There's too many creeper girls out there. That's what I, and the world, should call these girls. Come on, everybody, you know the type of girl I'm talking about!

by Jeffro January 8, 2009

nebraska

The Mississippi of the Midwest.

Nebraska is very backwards, very republican, and has lots of stuck up and sheltered people, especially the girls.

by Jeffro July 11, 2005

social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.

by Jeffro December 1, 2007