Jefferson's definitions

bajanga

A word used to describe a myriad of objects and concepts but often mistaken for a sex organ.

Hey Abbey did your mom take a picture of your bajanga? WHAT?!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

by Jefferson June 4, 2020

Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

by Jefferson August 25, 2004

SEPTA

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. They control the buses and trains in SE PA. Typically, ghetto and poor people use these means of transportation.

Jamal got capped on the SEPTA bus.

by Jefferson January 3, 2004

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

928

The best Porsche of all time

I bought a 1995 Porsche 928 GTS, and driving it is better than sex

by Jefferson January 2, 2004

spim

to regergitate semen having been ejaculated into ones mouth

After I blew my load in her mouth, she swallowed and them spimmed all over me... narsty.

by Jefferson May 13, 2005