Jeff Warburton's definitions

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

necroginaphilia

Old Suffolk term for when you have penetrative sexual intercourse with a dead woman that was, at one point in time, a reigning monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Yo where's Laurie? It's a bank holiday

He's off committing necroginaphilia.

by Jeff Warburton September 15, 2022

Diana'd

Old Suffolk slang for when a person gets murdered by a reigning monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Where's Laurie? I haven't seen him in ages

Charles Diana'd him

by Jeff Warburton September 15, 2022

wagwanistan

Old Suffolk slang for the remote village of Hoxne, in North Suffolk

whattup my gipp, wanna come hang with the boys at the pub in wagwanistan?

by Jeff Warburton March 18, 2021

Gipp

Old Suffolk term for a cuckold

God, Laurie is such a gipp

by Jeff Warburton August 10, 2020