3 definitions by Jeff Lindbeast
We began crunkstruction on the garage and in the morning we found wood, nails, and mayhem everywhere.
by Jeff Lindbeast October 21, 2008
1. To be so totally drunk you are undoubtably blacked out, you are prone to slapping girls and making a fool of yourself. You must be walking with at least a four-step shuffle and hit almost every wall. Objects in the room you are in... such as chairs, couches, and other furnature will become an obsticle course that you will fail at miserably. If you have sex, can form sentances, or are able to even navigate your way to a place of proper sleeping arrangements... you are not lawrenced.
2. Lawrence was an alcoholic who died in his Las Vegas home after several years of drinking more than 2 liters of straight Skyy Vodka every day.
2. Lawrence was an alcoholic who died in his Las Vegas home after several years of drinking more than 2 liters of straight Skyy Vodka every day.
1. "Scott and Jeff were so lawrenced last night. Scott broke his jaw on the desk and Jeff bounced his head off the wall then hit the bean bag and rolled off... passing out on the floor."
2. God bless his soul.
2. God bless his soul.
by Jeff Lindbeast October 17, 2008
by Jeff Lindbeast October 21, 2008