59 definitions by Jeff D

Tatbooty

Short for a Tattooed Booty.

Hey, did you see that hot girls tatbooty? NICE!

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D August 9, 2005

Nopples

When nipples don't protrude as they normally should and actually invert.

Broom-Hilda StitsHass has a very hot twat, but her tits have nopples instead of nipples.

by Jeff D February 13, 2006

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 15, 2006

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

tacochin

Acne or similar type breakout on the chin from exposure to excessive "taco sauce" (vaginal juices).

---common in Lesbians or "hungryman" due to "extended stay" ---

Both those girls must be Lesbians because they each have tacochin.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

hungryman

1) a guy that spends a lot of time going down on a woman - ie- has an "extended stay"

2) Slang for - MAN that's not HUNG and is AN-GRY about it

3) A generally lousy "TV Dinner"

He is obviously a hungryman because he has tacochin from an extended stay.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003