Blurtful

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

by Jeff D August 06, 2005

Urban Thumb

The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Dictionary words they don't like, that most people will never see anyway.

The thumb ratings of Rhondate, ERICTION, Slunthore, Enigman and Cuntrol are clearly indicating a very severe case of Urban Thumb requiring some serious therapy and/or a brutal bitch slaping.

by Jeff D September 04, 2005

Graceless

A person without Grace.

She pushed him too far because she's Graceless.

by Jeff D November 16, 2005

Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

by Jeff D November 14, 2005

Pantificate

A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants.

Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating about how easily he got Sharon into bed.

by Jeff D June 14, 2004

Outcognito

One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.

J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.

by Jeff D July 16, 2005

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 11, 2005