Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 12, 2003

krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.

Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.

by Jeff October 29, 2003

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 05, 2005

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 01, 2005

Punch the Devil

Literally, the sound made when one punches Satan, or a Satan-esque figure, in the face.

Punch the Devil

by Jeff February 18, 2004

dur

1.an incredibly stupid sound that is made when someone does somthing stupid..
2. a cat's face

dur.... how dumb does that person look.

by jeff March 31, 2004

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 09, 2003