by Jeff July 23, 2003
Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.
by Jeff February 16, 2005
what your mother was last night
by jeff June 02, 2003
A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.
by Jeff January 07, 2004
After receiving a pony tail instead of a french braid, jaay went back to his neighborhood grundlebraider and demanded his money back.
by Jeff September 01, 2003
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
by Jeff August 24, 2004