JediAndi's definitions

Jones

Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"

She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

dykedelic

To behave in a manner that suggests lesbianism, such as kissing or touching another female in a sexual manner.

Those girls were totally dykedelic.

by JediAndi April 6, 2003

Pay as you go

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who only sleeps with you after receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system. Also describes a prostitute.
Atonym - Contract

I had to take that Pay as you go out to dinner three times before I got me some!

I'm in town for a couple days on business, I need to get me a pay as you go.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.

I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!

by JediAndi December 2, 2005

Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

trendsbian

any female engaging in same sex interaction for the purpose of obtaining attention or popularity

She is such the trendsbian

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

Thrups

(n.) Abbreviated rhyming slang, UK origin. Thrupenny bits are old disused coins with an equivalent value of three pennies. Thrupenny bits is rhyming slang for tits another word for breasts. Only used to describe female's breasts.

Check out the thrups on her!

by JediAndi September 7, 2005