Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jeanine Albert

L.M.G.T.S

So L.M.G.T.S--we're over?
Yep. We're done.

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Meaning : Beyond voluptuous. So incredibly curvy, and full (especially in the buttocks) that any man would die to have you

Heather thinks she needs Plastics to do a job, but she is really quite voluptua!! Oh Yeah.

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A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

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a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.

I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.

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The very best I.V. stick on the unit (of a hospital). Someone who has the skill to be able to start and IV on any patient

I need an IV in room 416. Can you call the Supervisor we don't have a superstick working tonight.

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A trance like state which happens when large breasts are jutting out from a very skimpy shirt. Becoming completely fixated on only the breasts.

I couldn't focus on her face--I was breastnotized.

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