Jafo

a total bum...
Your being such a bum Jafo.
by Jeremy November 11, 2003
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Pimp J

The noise you hear at night sneaking out of your mom's window.
"Did you hear that Bob?", said James. "Yeah, it was just Pimp J", said Bob, James's boyfriend.
by Jeremy September 04, 2004
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Shitbolls

After a bad thing happens, you shrugg your shoulders, and it's like saying "who cares" or "what the fuck life goes on"
"I just got fired...........ehhhhhhhhhh SHITBOLLS!!!!"

(pronounce the bolls like bulls or bools)
by Jeremy January 06, 2004
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Heroine chic

To be or to appear like a heroine addict, but to take it one step further and stylize your addictness. This includes frail, thin arms, largely exposed collarbones, thin bleached blonde hair. Often seen with a "tobacco cigarette" in their hands.
by Jeremy November 06, 2004
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Corrupt

The act of de-virginizing a certain area of a house, car or random parts of the woods.
Me: Dude, Earin and I just got through corrupting my step-dad's truck in a church parking lot.

You: By God, That's a double whammy!
by Jeremy October 01, 2004
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SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
Dude, he knows all about the SHM...
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?
by Jeremy December 23, 2004
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