Definitions by Jdan Cutsem

Water buffalo 

A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.

My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldn’t wear underpants for 4 days.

Water buffalo by Jdan Cutsem May 23, 2020

Chocolate Wall Grenade 

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.

To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.

Chocolate Wall Grenade by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018

Holy Communion 

When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"

I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?

Holy Communion by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

Sad clown by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

War paint 

The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.

Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.

War paint by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Soundcheck 

When you're fucking a deaf chick from behind and you scream racist insults directly into her ears.

I was soundchecking an Iranian carbomb survivor and I woke up the neighbor.

Soundcheck by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017