Jdan Cutsem's definitions

Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Water buffalo

A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.

My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldn’t wear underpants for 4 days.

by Jdan Cutsem May 23, 2020

War paint

The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.

Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.

To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.

by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018

Soundcheck

When you're fucking a deaf chick from behind and you scream racist insults directly into her ears.

I was soundchecking an Iranian carbomb survivor and I woke up the neighbor.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Holy Communion

When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"

I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017