Jc's definitions

dysamalectic

a dyslexic person trying to spell dyslexic

im not thick im dysamalectic

by jc October 15, 2003

Excitebike

The original Shiznit. It sux when you overheat though.

I got Excitebike for Christmas in 1988.

by JC March 22, 2005

floogem

to run a dumb bitch over with your scooter (usually the scooter has training wheels)

damn, he floogemed that old lady

by jc February 22, 2005

I WILL BUST YOU

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

-Ahhhhhnold Schwarzenegger

Said to anybody stupid enough to mess with you while on an acid trip, in a shitty mood, or they are just say something really gay.

"You have have schmegma stains on your pants!"
"It's fucking mayonnaise you fuck-mook!"
"I don't think so..."
"Enough! I WILL BUST YOU!"

by JC May 29, 2004

bootylicious

big old ass that a brother would love to tap!

damn girl you ass is bootylicious, let my pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey

by JC January 7, 2005

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004

DERRTY

A word we like to use in the Lou (that STL)

Its A ST LOUIS THING

Wads good Deerty
Wad up Derrty
Wads Poppin Derrty

by JC January 13, 2004