Jbn/Gstache Duo's definitions

Shoplift

To steal another persons idea and/or word.

Hey dude, this sticker is steezy

*dome slap*, you shoplifted my word, you pirate

by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Noogie

Gods gift to the devil, the worst punishment Earth can provide.

Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.

Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.

by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Chinkmaster

The high holy of students/players/pimps, who have or are attending a gifted and talented school.

"Haha, the chinkmaster is such a stud. Look at him smooth talk the ladys and spread rummors. It's too bad he can't hold a chew though"

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

double roastbeef

A smiple yet, one of the steezyest tricks that one can do while shreding on a snowboard, where you grab the edge of your snowboard nearest thine ass
with both hands.

Made popular by Gustache and JoeybNukkas

"Look Shawn White is doing a 1080!"

"Is he doing a double roastbeef while spining?"

"...er...no"

"Then I have nothing to look at."

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Cyber Dump

When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.

*on aim*

"dude, wanna come over?"

"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"

"oh..."

"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Double Whammy

While beating it, you are also taking a dump. Commonly the backhand masteurbation technique is used with the Double Whammy

Therefore the sensation of pooping and cumming is amazing.

"sweet baby jesus, i pulled a double whammy last night, that shit was off the chain."

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Shake Junt

To shake one's junt.

Historians maintain the the meaning of "junt" was lost hundreds of years ago.

"yo bitch, shake junt"

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007