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bootilicious

more ass than a ka-dunka-dunk!!
that ass iz jus bootilicious.
by jb December 25, 2003
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Osgiliath

A former royal capital of the Kingdom of Gondor. Osgiliath occupied both banks of the Anduin River in Gondor, situated between Minas Anor (aka Minas Tirith) in the west and Minas Ithil (aka Minas Morgul) in the east. The ancient city of Osgiliath was the jewel of the kingdom of Gondor, a center of culture and great beauty. Large, graceful bridges spanned the river and connected its two halves, one of the seven palantiri of the kingdom was kept there.

When Sauron returned to power and captured Minas Ithil, Osgiliath had already been in decline. Repeated attacks upon the city by the Nazgul and other followers of Sauron did not help matters. In the battles over the city, its bridges and great buildings were destroyed and control was divided between the west bank and the east bank. Eventually the city was abandoned and the capital moved to Minas Anor, but it remained an army outpost and a major point of contention between Mordor and Gondor. Even after the War of the Ring, it is unknown whether the city was rebuilt or not, though its abandoned ruins alone would have been a significant draw for many visitors to the area.
Osgiliath was featured in the movies The Two Towers and The Return of the King.
by JB March 6, 2004
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flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys
Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!
by JB February 28, 2005
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catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats
Look, he is wearing his cat-pants
by JB November 21, 2003
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Stinkbox

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy
she had a right dirty stinkbox.
by JB October 17, 2003
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Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.
Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.
by JB May 18, 2004
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anybody killa

Anybody killa is a native american rapper from Detroit Michigan his debute Psychopathic cd came out in 2003 entiteled "Hatchet Warrior" It sold well. In 2004 he realesed his second album "Dirty History" and he also joined Insane Clown Posse on the hells pit tour.
Retalition is a must
Watch your back
Stay on que
Shoulda never fucked with us
Now you got me after you
Devious and beady eyes
Quick to jump and take your life
What the hell you think this is?
Ain't no way you walkin' by
If you see them
Let them know
Just how far you lettin' shit go
You fuckin with some OG
Detroit weirdos
We bombin' on who ever dirty situation chasin'
and makin' you fuckin' bleed
Put you on a permanent vacation
Hammertime on your face with my right boot
For loose river dance
Do the jit into a spongy spit
My homies Twiztid got you listed
Have you all hemmed up like
"What the fuck is this?"
We bigger than you thought
The whole crew be representin'
Pistol whippin all haters
Have em twitchin' and flippin'
Retalition
Beat em down
Call up all the fellas
We been known in the hood
As some eye ball swellers
by Jb January 25, 2005
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