Jb's definitions

Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner

"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"

by jb February 16, 2005

Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper

This Dr Vodka is w00t!

by JB October 1, 2004

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

Pacer

A crappy high school mascot

Damn, the Lakeridge Pacers have a dumb team name!

by JB March 30, 2005

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by Jb January 22, 2005

friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

by jb November 20, 2003

chewing gum pop

Related to Bubblegum Pop. Cheezy chart music bestowed with a sense of kudos by the media, fans and other bands because of it's 'harder' or more authentic sound.

Avril Lavigne is pure chewing gum pop!

by JB October 24, 2004