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Definitions by JayyTheOrc

Lead Footed Pepperoni Jackass

A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...
That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.

Racistissippi

I'm from Mississippi; so is he, but he's from Racistissippi.
Racistissippi by JayyTheOrc August 14, 2019

TaliBamaban 

That car dealer in Alabama is giving out free shotguns with every new vehicle purchase to his TaliBamaban Customers.
TaliBamaban by JayyTheOrc June 26, 2019

Status Textilepticus 

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.
Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.

Status Postilepticus 

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.

fairyjuana 

The fairy that delivers Marijuana. FairyJuana.
FairyJuana has delivered!!
fairyjuana by JayyTheOrc August 22, 2018

Dickscount

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting
Dickscount by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018