Xanaccident

Mishaps, mistakes and errors caused my the intake of the prescription medication Xanax; which is often responsible for many accidents and conundrums.

Man #1: Oh my god, what happened to that half pizza I was saving in the fridge.

Man#2: I must have ate it last night by Xanaccident.

by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 14, 2010

Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008

Maofit

The outfit of choice for dictators around the world. Usually a large "Jacket" with an awkward collar and large, fake pockets.

How come every dictator politician wears the same outfit As Mao Zedong? Never trust a politician in a Maofit.

by JayBee123wesrgdfh September 13, 2016

Joycott

The organized and intentional patronage of a known establishment for the purpose of admiration and unwavering support. ( antonym of Boycott)

I love this place so much, we should all "joycott" this place and eat taco's till we fall asleep in tents.

by JayBee123wesrgdfh December 13, 2013

Karma Fuck

Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.

Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"

Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"

by JayBee123wesrgdfh August 04, 2009

the fire

Adjective, Desciptive;
meaning "the best"
Usually used in reference to drugs or girls

Damn! That chick is the fire.

or

Comje on over, I got the fire.

by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 30, 2005

Tizerize

Pronounced (Tie-zer-eyes)

To use hand sanitizer

Guy #1: "Man that hand rail was filthy"

Guy #2: "You need to tizerize those hands"

by JayBee123wesrgdfh April 24, 2010