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Trailermosa

N. A cocktail containing one part orange soda and one part beer.

Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
"Is Sandy over on her mobile-home porch, drinking trailermosas?"

"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip June 20, 2011
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Infinity-way

N. (ĭn-fĭn'ĭ-tē-wā)
1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
Andrew: Where's Sheila?
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way

Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 29, 2011
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Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
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Draculactic

Adj. Of or relating to Dracula or, more generally, vampires. Scary, hot, bloodsucking, sparkly, etc.

Perhaps, also, a really cool potential band name.
1. Bill: This sky is so dark it makes me think of Transylvania.

Alan: It is draculactic indeed.

2.Suzanne: His teeth are sharp. Draculactic really.

3.Angie: Woo! Draculactic is my favorite band!

(Maybe?)
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 6, 2010
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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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Sweet Industrial

N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.

Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.

Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"

"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"

"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"

etc.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip April 8, 2010
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Throw-up Cute

(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.

Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.

**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."

"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"

"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 26, 2010
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