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Throw-up Cute

(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.

Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.

**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."

"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"

"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 26, 2010
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Infinity-way

N. (ĭn-fĭn'ĭ-tē-wā)
1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
Andrew: Where's Sheila?
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way

Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 29, 2011
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Draculactic

Adj. Of or relating to Dracula or, more generally, vampires. Scary, hot, bloodsucking, sparkly, etc.

Perhaps, also, a really cool potential band name.
1. Bill: This sky is so dark it makes me think of Transylvania.

Alan: It is draculactic indeed.

2.Suzanne: His teeth are sharp. Draculactic really.

3.Angie: Woo! Draculactic is my favorite band!

(Maybe?)
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 6, 2010
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Murphy-tastic

Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009
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Disco Sauce

N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.

It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
Trevor: How do you make a tissue dance?
Jadon: Put a little disco sauce in it.
Both: LOLOLOL
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 9, 2009
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Clarks

N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.

Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 5, 2010
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Trailermosa

N. A cocktail containing one part orange soda and one part beer.

Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
"Is Sandy over on her mobile-home porch, drinking trailermosas?"

"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip June 20, 2011
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