tard tapper

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.

by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008

scred

"Street Credibility" One's reputation on the streets.

Man, Fat Sam really blew his scred when he snitched on CJ.

by Jay E. Griffin April 22, 2008

pit snipe

A Navy term used to describe someone who works either in the Fireroom (boiler room) or the Engineroom. (See also "hole snipe".)

I'm a pit snipe and damn proud of it. Most others couldn't stand the heat and the long hours down here.

by Jay E. Griffin April 04, 2008

red striper

A Navy term used to describe one who holds a job in the engineering ratings.

We red stripers are the TRUE sailors. Those white stripers are nothing but a bunch of passengers.

by Jay E. Griffin April 04, 2008

pussy booger

A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.

When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.

by Jay E. Griffin April 02, 2008

lifer

A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension.

"That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!"

"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."

by Jay E. Griffin April 05, 2008

roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 01, 2008