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by Jay E. Griffin April 4, 2008
Get the red striper mug.A Navy term to describe those who are in the non-engineering ratings (jobs) and who hold jobs in the deck ratings.
Dude, I'm telling you that those white stripers are nothing but passengers aboard this ship. Most engineers will agree with me.
by Jay E. Griffin April 4, 2008
Get the white striper mug.A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension.
"That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!"
"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."
"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."
by Jay E. Griffin April 5, 2008
Get the lifer mug.A Navy term used to describe someone who works either in the Fireroom (boiler room) or the Engineroom. (See also "hole snipe".)
I'm a pit snipe and damn proud of it. Most others couldn't stand the heat and the long hours down here.
by Jay E. Griffin April 4, 2008
Get the pit snipe mug.The part of the abdomen that pooches out over the vaginal area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (See also "peter belly")
by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008
Get the vagomach mug.A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.
by Jay E. Griffin April 2, 2008
Get the pussy booger mug.The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008
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