Jay's definitions

yuff

Small parasitic rodent that lives in socks and eats human toes. Disguises self as piece of lint.

That yuff ate my toes and now i'm bleeding to death. Ouch.

by Jay January 1, 2005

april fools

the perfect time for urban dictionary.com to go rural

I went to urbandictionary.com on April 1st and at first I thought they'd decided to go rural. (seriously) Then I remembered the date...

by Jay April 2, 2004

Mamu

A dangerous person especially in the higher hierarchy

He is a real mamu.

by Jay October 7, 2003

nirvana

one of the greatest bands of all time. right up there w/ metallica and stp.

nirvana rocks

by Jay May 14, 2003

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

Fuh shigadels

to say something "for sure"

ohhh fuh shigadels!

by Jay November 17, 2003