Jay's definitions
a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
by jay December 22, 2004
Get the munted cowmug. It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.
by Jay June 2, 2004
Get the futher muckermug. Tag written everyware on busses and bus stops in Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge by a happy chick named Lydia who loves beer. gorgeous girl.
if found email jayme.at.netflash.dot.net
if found email jayme.at.netflash.dot.net
by jay November 9, 2003
Get the liddy smilemug. When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.
Hypnotized by love
Hypnotized by love
by jay April 22, 2005
Get the lisatisedmug. 

