Jaunty Diggles's definitions
When you power up with a 2-hour Tom Brady-style workout and get yourself good and sweaty AND THEN stick your middle finger right the fuck into your swampy ass crack, popping the tip into the anus. The finger is then withdrawn and inhaled with all the pride of the Patriots 6 SuperBowl championships.
by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019
Get the TB Twistermug. Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.
by Jaunty Diggles March 27, 2020
Get the jackyl-rippingmug. Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.
If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
Get the Kicking Mitchiemug. Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.
If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.
by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020
Get the KICKING MITCHIEmug. Pussy footin' is when you are balls deep cowgirl in what you think is a delicious drink of tang and she's sloppy wet from all the solid fuckin you been doing. Then, much to your surprise she climbs off your bangstick and slathers her dripping snatch all over your feet and proceeds to lick them clean.
I KNEW Keirstin was fucking dicksgusting when I was drunk-bangin her last night and she started pussyfootin' me. It was so vulgar that I barfed my steak and cheese all over her fugly-ass titties.
by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019
Get the pussyfootin'mug. The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
Get the Queef Ovenmug. A CHILLER is natural kink at it's finest. On a cold winter morning, wake up before the sun rises and hop in your car. Then, with the heat off, drive to your favorite natural scenic location (preferably a mountain overlook or a frozen waterfall), again, with the heat off. When you arrive at your location, park the car in a secluded spot. Then crank the fuck down with your freezing cold hands in your freezing cold car. Let your steamy fury frost the windows so as to protect your privacy from any onlookers. Let yourself erupt in a volcano of lust inside winter's cold chamber of frozen glory for a true fusion of sensory kink.
Fuck! I'm all out of oxycodone... How am I going to make it through work today?? Well, I'm up early - I think I'll head off to Mt. Sandalphon and relax with a chiller. That'll set me right.
by Jaunty Diggles August 3, 2019
Get the chillermug.