13 definitions by jasper

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 14, 2005

sentence enhancer

A curse word, usually containing 4 letters.

If thats the case i'll just bust out a few of my 4-letter sentence enhancers on your ass stinky.

by jasper June 14, 2004

shmeik

A very little penis like Tyler Williams

Tyler has a shmeik

by jasper December 21, 2014

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by jasper October 15, 2003

prefame

Prior to being famous.

Elvis was a mechanic in his prefame days.

by jasper February 25, 2005

opps

A common misspelling of the exclamation "oops!"

Opps! I tYpOed agAiN!!! lololololo

by jasper February 4, 2004

helluvatough

Mr.T is member of the A-Team and is bad as hell. Very famous on the internet in the Mr.t VS pages.

Mr T says: "Don't you be messin w' my van sucka! I like to meet som' suckas' .... crazy ass foo's caus i'm helluvatough".

by jasper February 11, 2004