Jason 's definitions

Zoso

Zoso actually is just the name people gave a "nameless" Led Zeppelin album. Zoso is an attempt at pronoucing some Celtic symbols that appear on the album cover. The symbols are there because Jimmy Page and Robert Plant were really into the Lord of the Rings books. (that's no joke, where do you think all the "black magic" stuff about Jimmy comes from?)

The above comes from Z201 - The History of Rock and Roll, an actual 3 credit class at Indiana University.

by Jason October 22, 2004

QWERTY

QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)

QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.

by Jason October 18, 2004

scant

A whore, a slut, a skank

Damn, that Jessica is a scant.

by Jason April 24, 2003

klackey

to get absolutely annihilated. fubar

We went out last night and got all klackeyed. It was rough.

by jason November 14, 2003

Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.

That guy Knighty is so cool.

by Jason May 12, 2003

tripthong

falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong

I suffered from 'tripthong' after my awesome date with Mary

by Jason September 15, 2003

tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003