Jason 's definitions
(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
by Jason February 24, 2004
Get the Wasselmug. Jaydeath - A comic book character based on the coolest person in the world. The character is a bounty hunter, but the true person is a professional ninja that protects North Woodmere from other ninjas at night.
by Jason February 2, 2005
Get the Jaydeathmug. by Jason May 24, 2003
Get the meat wagonmug. A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.
This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.
by Jason June 18, 2006
Get the chonanmug. by Jason November 10, 2003
Get the Pitch a Ducemug. 
Well, that stuck a nerve.
to show that, "oh look, i could hardly tell but i think this chap wants to fight me...."
to show that, "oh look, i could hardly tell but i think this chap wants to fight me...."
by jason May 13, 2005
Get the strike a nervemug.