microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

Take it like a champ!

1. Not fagging out.
2. Walking it off.
3. Sucking it up.
4. Don't be a pussy.

Hey bitch, you like that? Bend over and take it like a champ!

by Jason May 24, 2004

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

mammyrammer

An inbred dumbass that likes to poke his mother.

A moron of the highest order; someone of low intellect and devoid of common sense

by Jason August 14, 2003

shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

fuckin shnell, lying cunt

by jason August 26, 2003

Jetta

Very cool car (especially the old ones, Mk2 and the rare Mk1), damn fast and sleek looking. The new ones are a little girly, but still beat the doors off of 90% of Civics out there.

There goes one fast 92 16v.

by Jason September 08, 2003

Powang

A real Dufas

Hey! That Powang just ate my terd.

by Jason August 20, 2003