Jason's definitions

QWERTY

QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)

QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.

by Jason October 18, 2004

terminator

A terminator is when you are hitting a girl from the back and you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns her head back because she thinks you are finished, then you let the real load go in one of her eyes. If done correctly she will have one eye red as hell just like the terminator.

I gave stacy a terminator last night and she got so pissed.

by JASON October 21, 2004

Zoso

Zoso actually is just the name people gave a "nameless" Led Zeppelin album. Zoso is an attempt at pronoucing some Celtic symbols that appear on the album cover. The symbols are there because Jimmy Page and Robert Plant were really into the Lord of the Rings books. (that's no joke, where do you think all the "black magic" stuff about Jimmy comes from?)

The above comes from Z201 - The History of Rock and Roll, an actual 3 credit class at Indiana University.

by Jason October 22, 2004

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 23, 2004

exburb

The ring of low density, automobile dependent sprawled cities on the edge of metropolitian areas. The almost exclusively white exburbs have come about because minorities are moving into suburbs due to rising minority incomes, gentrification of the inner city, and the decaying of older poorly built suburban homes.

My pro-Bush friend commutes 60 miles to his job downtown from the exburbs in his SUV so he will be safe from non-whites.

by Jason October 28, 2004

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004