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Safe Sex 

When two safes have sex
Safe Sex by Jason March 1, 2004
A post-hardcore band whose really really really ridiculously good looking members include Dustin Kensrue as singer and rythem guitarist, Teppie Teranishi as lead guitarist, Eddie Breckenridge as bass guitarist, and Riley Breckenridge as the drummer. They're talent is second only to their awesome good looks and personality. See also the shit
Thrice > You
Thrice by Jason March 1, 2004
(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.
Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.
Wassel by Jason February 24, 2004
a band that is punk and for everyone ho says its not punk can kiss my ass
sum 41 by jason February 20, 2004

columbianbandit 

person who makes a full pot of coffee when only one person wants it
Forest is a columbianbandit for making a full pot of coffee when he is the only one who wants it.
columbianbandit by jason February 11, 2004
Somehow it's short for "outer banks." They're printed on stickers that resemble the black and white country stickers cars have on them on Europe. People use them to tell everyone "Look at me!!! I went to the beach! I paid too much for a sticker/license plate!@!@"
Beach bum wanna be's.
Seen on car---> (OBX)
OBX by Jason February 5, 2004

commie nazi 

A cross between a Nazi and a Communist
commie nazi by Jason February 5, 2004