Klee

so called “Spark Knight for the Knights of Favonius” or in other words, a child arsonist

Klee is best Pyro in the game idc what anyone says

by JarvisBanned March 10, 2021

black ops cold war

the biggest flop in call of duty history. it’s full of pay-to-win shit, campers, tryhards, squeakers, fortnite kids that converted to cod after turning 13, etc. plus it has skill based matchmaking to make sure that everyone you play against an absolute sweat

when are they gonna make a good cod instead of this stuff. anyways, don’t buy cod black ops cold war.

by JarvisBanned May 14, 2021

Air strike

a killstreak that shouldn’t exist on most of the smaller cod maps.

me: casually playing cod sniping everybody
*enemy precision air strike inbound*
me: oh shit

by JarvisBanned December 22, 2020

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

Hey

What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.

by JarvisBanned February 01, 2020

Whale

Refers to someone who over spends money in free to play games. Typically in games with random loot boxes like Genshin Impact, but in other games like Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.

My brother is a whale because he spends too much on crates.

by JarvisBanned January 26, 2021