JarvisBanned's definitions

⚽️🚗

Emoji terms for Rocket League, a game where you play soccer by driving a car into the ball.

Me: wanna play some ⚽️🚗?

by JarvisBanned November 8, 2020

spitfire

A weapon in apex legends that pussies use.

the spitfire is so fucking op

by JarvisBanned June 4, 2021

charli d’amelio

talentless clown on tiktok that only got famous by buying followers and her 5 year old stans called dunkins (no relationship to dunkin donuts )

how does charli d’amelio have so much fame she has no talent

by JarvisBanned April 13, 2021

Robux

What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.

7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask

by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020