9 definitions by Jared Ellis
Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
by Jared Ellis January 17, 2008
Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.
Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.
Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.
Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
by Jared Ellis February 26, 2008
The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.
Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.
Chick: Umm sure?
(produces elephant man)
Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?
Chick: Umm sure?
(produces elephant man)
Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.
1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.
2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
Example 1:Ive been tooting the rocks (smoking crack) all evening and im one razzed hobo,
Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker,
Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke.
Guy1: What a player.
Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker,
Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke.
Guy1: What a player.
by Jared Ellis May 17, 2007
Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it.
Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?
Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.
Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.
President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.
Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.
Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?
Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.
Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.
President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.
Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.
by Jared Ellis October 10, 2007
Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
by Jared Ellis September 12, 2007