This is when jizz takes so long to exit the penis that parts of it solidify and form gooey lumps or 'chunks'
Guy1: I was beatin my love-rod last night and i fell asleep just as i was about to blast
Guy2: Shit buzz man, what happened?
Guy1: I woke up and my pubes were covered in 'Chunkyspunk'
Guy2: Nasty man, that shit went lumpy overnight, you should be more careful
Guy2: Shit buzz man, what happened?
Guy1: I woke up and my pubes were covered in 'Chunkyspunk'
Guy2: Nasty man, that shit went lumpy overnight, you should be more careful
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Get the Chunkyspunk mug.A Gang Stomp is when a group of (men/orcs/wizards/hobbits) gathers and all members of the group find a smaller, weaker target to stomp, eg: (5 orcs and 1 hobbit). All members secretly gather around the 'victim' and wait for the signal or 'battle cry'. The signal comes from the leader of the gang: 'The Stompmaster'. All 'stompers' jump from their hiding locations and begin the 'stomping'. The victim is knocked to the ground and the head is the first target, often taken by 'The Stompmaster' because he is the most powerful stomper. The lesser stompers go for the knees and ribs for maximum damage. The event of a Gang Stomp is also referred to as a 'Stomp Party' and is enjoyed by all people in the world.
Caveman1: I do not like that little shrimpy cunt over there
Caveman2: Me either, let's round up the boys and 'Gang Stomp' the bitch!
Caveman2: Me either, let's round up the boys and 'Gang Stomp' the bitch!
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Get the Gang Stomp mug.A dark and lonely place. It has been home to many different gangs and 'creatures' over the years. It is believed that this is where Satan was born. It was also the secret hideout of Jack The Ripper and John Lennon at one point. If you ever go to this place beware, anything could wander in while youre there, creatures like 'A Sharlack', 'A Razzer' or the razzer's older brother; 'The paulijoose'.
Man: I've heard some strange stories about 'Paro'
Guy: I hear that 'the devil' sometimes lurks in there
Man: yeah, and i hear theres a junkie pedophile that lives in there, the euvenetor.
Guy: I hear that 'the devil' sometimes lurks in there
Man: yeah, and i hear theres a junkie pedophile that lives in there, the euvenetor.
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Get the Paro mug.1)A term used when asking to smoke a (joint/blunt/cigarette) after the person(s) currently smoking it.
2)A term used when asking for the remains (ends/ass) of something eg: (food/drink)
3)A term used when asking for usage of something after somebody is finished with it eg: (bike/doodle jump)
2)A term used when asking for the remains (ends/ass) of something eg: (food/drink)
3)A term used when asking for usage of something after somebody is finished with it eg: (bike/doodle jump)
Stoner1: Blow after on d blunt?
Stoner2: Ye, sure man, pass left
Stoner3: Blow after then...
Stoner1: (COUGH COUGH COUGH) holy shit
Stoner2: Ye, sure man, pass left
Stoner3: Blow after then...
Stoner1: (COUGH COUGH COUGH) holy shit
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Get the Blow After mug.A game played when smoking a joint with 2 or more people.
The person who starts takes a drag and then says a 'random word'. They take another then pass the joint. The reciever of the joint takes a drag and repeats the word the first person said aswell as adding his own 'random word'. He then takes another drag and passes it to the next person. This third person must take a drag and repeat both of the random words that were said, in order aswell as adding his own random word. He then takes another drag and passes the joint. The list of words gets longer and harder to remember as the game goes on, and the people playing get more stoned, adding to the fun of the game.
The person who starts takes a drag and then says a 'random word'. They take another then pass the joint. The reciever of the joint takes a drag and repeats the word the first person said aswell as adding his own 'random word'. He then takes another drag and passes it to the next person. This third person must take a drag and repeat both of the random words that were said, in order aswell as adding his own random word. He then takes another drag and passes the joint. The list of words gets longer and harder to remember as the game goes on, and the people playing get more stoned, adding to the fun of the game.
--MEMORY GAME--
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon'' (toke)
Stoner2: (toke) ''dragon, grenade'' (toke)
Stoner3: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis'' (toke)
Stoner4: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush'' (toke)
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush, wizard'' (toke)
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon'' (toke)
Stoner2: (toke) ''dragon, grenade'' (toke)
Stoner3: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis'' (toke)
Stoner4: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush'' (toke)
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush, wizard'' (toke)
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Get the One Man Hand Party mug.A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.
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