Japanadan's definitions

Michael Badnarik

A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.

I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.

by Japanadan October 9, 2004

Jimmy Carter

A man with faux moralistic ideals that often came into conflict with his policy. Haunted by his failed hostage rescue attempt he will be long remembered as a failure of a president.

Welfare, Iran, Economic Recession,

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Jap-Scat

A woman who injected an egg into her ass from a turkey baster and then shit it into a pan, cooked it and ate it.

Comes from Japan, JAPAN! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!

by Japanadan October 7, 2004