Definitions by Janet Weiss
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marisa jaret winokur by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005
Prince Herbert
A young, effiminate prince being married against his will.
Just wants to sing.
Killed a man banging coconuts together.
Skilled at archery.
Attempts to run away with Sir Lancelot.
In Monty Python's Spamalot, marries Sir Lancelot.
My favorite character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
Just wants to sing.
Killed a man banging coconuts together.
Skilled at archery.
Attempts to run away with Sir Lancelot.
In Monty Python's Spamalot, marries Sir Lancelot.
My favorite character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
Prince Herbert by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005
schadenfreude
German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"
Clapping when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses
Watching figure skaters falling on their asses
Watching people out in the rain
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in
Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
Straight A students getting Bs
Exes getting STDs
Waking doormen from their naps
Watching tourists reading maps
Football players getting tackled
CEOs getting shackled
Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech
Clapping when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses
Watching figure skaters falling on their asses
Watching people out in the rain
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in
Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
Straight A students getting Bs
Exes getting STDs
Waking doormen from their naps
Watching tourists reading maps
Football players getting tackled
CEOs getting shackled
Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech
schadenfreude by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005
sara ramirez
Originated the role of the Lady of the Lake in the 2005 Tony award-winning musical Monty Python's Spamalot.
Has a very amazing voice and acting ability, and won the Tony for best featured actress in a musical.
Has a very amazing voice and acting ability, and won the Tony for best featured actress in a musical.
sara ramirez by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
Ethel Merman
Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
Ethel Merman by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
han solo
a major character in the orginal trilogy of star wars. known for rescuing luke skywalker during the battle of yavin, being frozen in carbonite and delivered to jabba the hutt by boba fett, his various famous lines and his overal cocky, kickass attitude.
" i love you "
" i know "
" hey... it's me "
" you're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home "
" i know "
" hey... it's me "
" you're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home "
han solo by Janet Weiss April 15, 2004