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yarch

Crystal meth. simple as that. term common to parts of australia.
Ginga- Got any yarch? my skin is itching.
Man 1- yep. here you go ya ginga.
Ginga- thank you.
Man 1- please call again.
Ginga- i will, its highly addictive you know.
Man 1- yes i know it is, see you tomorrow
by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008
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gutted hedghog

See bearded clam. say no more. heard many times by 20 something blokes
Man, Vanessa had an outey! my very first one! Ive always met girls with innies
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.
by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008
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full of arms and legs

To be pregnant, to the point of definately being obvious that there is a baby inside of you
Kylie can't come out with us anymore.
Yeh i havent seen her for ages, whats with that?
She's full of arms and legs.
Oh, ok.

OR

Look at that bird over there, is she chock full of arms and legs or what?
by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008
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lights are on but nobody is home

Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.

I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
by jamie_ledge July 19, 2006
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full as a fat girls socks

Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk
He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.
by jamie_ledge September 7, 2008
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space bagging

when you do a poo. then freeze the length overnight and then use it as a dildo on your favourite girlfriend or boyfriend. not sure how many people would actually get off on this but hey, its what i heard today and figure it needs to be told to the world.
i can't believe i did it, i space bagged lola, she didn't mind either until she took a closer look at what i was jammin her with. i hope she lets me have sex with her again. space bagging its not for me
by jamie_ledge September 14, 2008
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hairy plate

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.
"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"
by jamie_ledge October 5, 2006
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