Jamie Douglas's definitions
1. An occurance of high hilarity. This may be a phrase, action, put down or accident.
2. A precious stone carved into an amusing shape, like a phallus.
2. A precious stone carved into an amusing shape, like a phallus.
Richie: "Chris you douchebag - I'd try and make fun of you only I don't want to compete with nature!"
Tom: "Ha! That's a comic gem!"
"Look at this funny looking diamond in the shape of a plump rump - it's a comic gem!"
Tom: "Ha! That's a comic gem!"
"Look at this funny looking diamond in the shape of a plump rump - it's a comic gem!"
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
Get the comic gemmug. by Jamie Douglas December 19, 2006
Get the barmmug. Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
Get the Peter Crouchmug. Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
Get the beer fartsmug. A: 'How's the quiche?'
B: 'That's mighty fine quiche'
Tom had had himself such a mighty fine bit of pie he eagerly awaited second helpings.
B: 'That's mighty fine quiche'
Tom had had himself such a mighty fine bit of pie he eagerly awaited second helpings.
by Jamie Douglas November 16, 2006
Get the mighty finemug. Scott: "Hey Phil, have you seen the new girl Tracy?"
Phil: "Yeah Scott, but I hear she's got real margarine legs!"
Phil: "Yeah Scott, but I hear she's got real margarine legs!"
by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006
Get the margarine legsmug. n. Homosexual. In reference to ........... the fact the person in question is ......... bent, and in the case of men ........ take it up the ....... (can you guess what it is yet) ......... (have a go) .......... (that's right) ....... bum!
John: "Turns out Sam takes it up the back passage."
Wayne: "Yeah, I always thought he was a bendy bum."
Wayne: "Yeah, I always thought he was a bendy bum."
by Jamie Douglas September 11, 2006
Get the bendy bummug.