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The dynamo is the process that controls the Earths magnetic field. It is a boss thing to learn about. The Earths liquid outer core composed of iron convects under the influence of the inner core boundary and the core mantle boundary, and this movement of the conduting fluid over the Earths magnetic field lines produce electrical currents which in turn sustain the magnetic field. All really rather clever stuff.
Boy: "Teacher, why does the Earth have magnetic Poles?"
Teacher: "Because Pixies put it there."
Head Teacher: "No, it's because of the Dynamo action!"
Teacher: "Because Pixies put it there."
Head Teacher: "No, it's because of the Dynamo action!"
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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If planets are macroscopic and atoms microscopic, humans can be described as a mesoscale.
1m is a mesoscale compared to an inch and a mile.
1m is a mesoscale compared to an inch and a mile.
by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006
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The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread
Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.
The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.
The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.
Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread
Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.
The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.
Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!
Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!
Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!
by Jamie Douglas December 19, 2006
Get the man breakfast mug.The ultimate put down. Someone who has all the redeeming features of a rhinos rear end. Derived from a combination of the phrases arse (meaning backside) and clart (meaning a person).
Bill: "I can't make it to the pub tonight"
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"
"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"
Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"
"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"
Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
by Jamie Douglas March 7, 2007
Get the arseclart mug.Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.
This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.
This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
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by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006
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Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.
Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.
Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!
Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.
Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.
by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006
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