Definitions by Jamie Douglas
manners
Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.
Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.
Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.
Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!
Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.
Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.
manners by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006
mesoscale
Between the macroscopic and microscopic scale.
If planets are macroscopic and atoms microscopic, humans can be described as a mesoscale.
1m is a mesoscale compared to an inch and a mile.
1m is a mesoscale compared to an inch and a mile.
mesoscale by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006
Wisden
Quick, let's all run down the shop and get this years Wisden!
I'm off to the can for a nice long dump, let me grab my Wisden!
I'm off to the can for a nice long dump, let me grab my Wisden!
Wisden by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006
pannces
pannces by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006
battery powered
Something that can give immense pleasure until the batteries are dead.
Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.
Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.
battery powered by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006
aeroplane food
1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.
2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.
3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.
2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.
3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.
Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."
BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."
BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.
aeroplane food by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006
po faced
Margret Thatcher, your old headmaster, traffic wardens, nightclub doormen and the Pope are all po faced
po faced by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006