Definitions by Jamie Cheese
Chainscrolling
Chainscrolling: The compulsive, nonstop habit of endlessly scrolling through your phone or social media, just like a chain smoker can’t put down a cigarette. It’s digital addiction at its core—constantly engaging with your device without a break, mirroring the relentless cycle of chain smoking.
Lee: Bruv, every time I get home from work or see my Mrs, she’s always glued to her phone.
Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Chainscrolling by Jamie Cheese January 26, 2026
Snack Hack
Snack Hack:
A creative mash-up of food snacks also happens with McDonald’s menu— where people mix burgers, nuggets, fries, sauces, people sometimes post Videos and photos of these snacks hacks which can go viral , and some get so popular that chains like McDonald’s add them as official menu.
A creative mash-up of food snacks also happens with McDonald’s menu— where people mix burgers, nuggets, fries, sauces, people sometimes post Videos and photos of these snacks hacks which can go viral , and some get so popular that chains like McDonald’s add them as official menu.
Lee: Bruv, I was in McDonald’s the other day, and I looked on the menu screen… and it was like… a cheeseburger mixed with a chicken burger. LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv… that’s the new online trend — called snack hack. People’ve been doing it, and now McDonald’s have jumped on the bandwagon and put it on their menu.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv… that’s the new online trend — called snack hack. People’ve been doing it, and now McDonald’s have jumped on the bandwagon and put it on their menu.
Lee: LOL.
Snack Hack by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
Professional Time Waster
Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Professional Time Waster by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
XL Bully
XL Bully:
A massive, muscular dog that’s become a fashionable, popular breed, popular in the UK drill rap scene. Often used by drug dealers for protection or to look tough. Linked to a number of deaths in the UK if untrained, they can be loyal and affectionate when raised right. Highly restricted—must be muzzled, neutered, and kept on a lead in public spaces nowadays in the UK.
A massive, muscular dog that’s become a fashionable, popular breed, popular in the UK drill rap scene. Often used by drug dealers for protection or to look tough. Linked to a number of deaths in the UK if untrained, they can be loyal and affectionate when raised right. Highly restricted—must be muzzled, neutered, and kept on a lead in public spaces nowadays in the UK.
Lee: Bruv did you see the news about Jaywick the other night?
Frank: Yeah, bruv it was about that XL Bully that killed that granny.
Lee: Probably not the dog’s fault,
Frank: Yeah, innit… bruv.
Frank: Yeah, bruv it was about that XL Bully that killed that granny.
Lee: Probably not the dog’s fault,
Frank: Yeah, innit… bruv.
XL Bully by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
Dots MDMA
Dots MDMA: A slang term in the UK drug and drill rap scene for MDMA pills. The name comes from their small, dot-like imprints or their round shape. It’s used as a code word to avoid detection and keep things discreet.
Lee: Bruv, I was in the pub the other night, and this well dodgy geezer comes up to me and says, 'Do you wanna buy any dots?' I was like, 'dots? what’s he on about?' So I just said no LOL..
Frank: Bruv, there pills dots MDMA! You Muppet LOL
Lee: really? bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Bruv, there pills dots MDMA! You Muppet LOL
Lee: really? bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Dots MDMA by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
Gangster Granny
Gangster Granny:
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.
Lee: Bruv, did you see that thing on the YouTube Scarcity Channel the other day?.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Gangster Granny by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026
Frienstein
Frienstein:
A person who goes around in real life collecting “friends” the way Dr. Frankenstein collected body parts—pretending romantic or personal interest solely to add people on social media, inflate follower counts, or feel like an online celebrity. These connections are fake, and genuine interaction rarely, if ever, follows.
A person who goes around in real life collecting “friends” the way Dr. Frankenstein collected body parts—pretending romantic or personal interest solely to add people on social media, inflate follower counts, or feel like an online celebrity. These connections are fake, and genuine interaction rarely, if ever, follows.
Lee: Bruv, the new girl at work, I think she's really into me. She asked me for my Facebook.
Frank: Has she messaged you back, bruv?
Lee: No… bruv.
Frank: Yeah… I’ve heard about her. She’s a proper Frienstein. You’re just be another dead profile pic in her collection, bruv. LOL.
Lee: I think you could be right, bruv. LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Has she messaged you back, bruv?
Lee: No… bruv.
Frank: Yeah… I’ve heard about her. She’s a proper Frienstein. You’re just be another dead profile pic in her collection, bruv. LOL.
Lee: I think you could be right, bruv. LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frienstein by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026