Jamie Cheese's definitions

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Comment Copier

Comment Copier: A person who finds an original comment online, copies and pastes it elsewhere, and posts it as their own to gain likes and approval. Often, this results in a cycle of verbal garbage, making the comment sections messy and less engaging. It’s essentially a new form of cyber graffiti and, for some bizarre reason, it gets loads of likes. It clutters up the whole internet. Basically, it's yesterday's news, normally used. Alot by Facebook friend collectors a lot to the untrained eye, they look clever and witty. One of the worst forms of this is on the YouTube music videos comment section stating listening to this stating the current year or sometimes, far into the future

Lee: Frank, every time I think of a good tune to listen to on YouTube, I scroll down the comment section. As you do, there's always some Muppet comment copier on their posting Anybody listening to this in 2025 ? With about 300 likes, i it does my brain in bruv LOL..

Frank :I know Bruv, it's like they think we have forgotten what year we are living in, Bruv. LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 4, 2025

Apple Snobs

Apple Snobs: Primarily associated with Generation Z, these individuals flaunt the latest, most expensive Apple phones as a social status symbol. While the term mainly targets younger generations, it can also apply to older ones like Generation X. Often, these Apple Snobs live at home, have no driving license, rarely travel abroad for holidays, and have limited financial means. They often look down on those who are less materialistic, who are content with simple, budget-friendly phones, even if those individuals have more wealth than them, like nice cars or homes.

Lee: Frank, remember that young lad at work who was all high and mighty last week? Walking around with his new Apple phone like he was the king of the world?"

Frank: I remember! He was looking down on me for using my Motorola.

Lee: He went to London, got apple picked last weekend, came back, tail between his legs.

Frank: LOL. How the worm turns,

Lee: LOL. There amusing these apple snobs bruv.

by Jamie Cheese November 22, 2025

Veneer Criminal

Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.

Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!

Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?

Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.

Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.

Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025

Zero-cred celeb

Zero-cred celeb: A person who has achieved fame without any discernible talent, charm, or credibility. Often known for being famous for no clear reason, they might be annoying, unattractive, and devoid of any real skills. Despite this, they remain in the spotlight, often baffling audiences. This term is a humorous nod to the irony of modern celebrity culture, where some individuals gain fame without any genuine talent—in other words, famous for being famous, which makes no sense at all.

Lee: Frank I want to be one of them YouTubers social media celebrities.

Frank: How Lee, you have zero talent whatsoever, Bruv?

Lee: Exactly bruv LOL.
Frank: if you turn into one of them annoying

Zero-cred celeb bruv we are done bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 27, 2025

Folks Flex

Folks Flex
When someone shows off there wealth, clothes, and lifestyle paid for by their parents — pretending it’s their own success. Wearing the latest designer clothes, carrying designer handbags, driving flashy cars, wearing luxury watches and jewelry, going on exotic holidays like Dubai, flying on private jets — usually hanging around the same crowd. This crowd is always comparing who’s got better things and looking down on people who have less, even if those people are self-sufficient and work hard for it.

Look at that rich kid, spoiled brat posting on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok next to their Lambo Urus and mansion — acting like they bought them themselves. What a classic Folks Flex.

by Jamie Cheese November 13, 2025

Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025